I got EATEN BY A FUCKING SHARK! Now how manly is that. Seriously, a fucking shark ate me and I am still alive. That is what being a man is all about. I am gonna change my name to Magnus and move to the ocean. That way I can be a pirate or something manly like that. Still don't think I am Manly? Bite into this. When that big bitch shark swallowed me i bit through its intestinal track and used my toes to poke out of its side. Once out of the shark i ate it whole. How fucking manly is that? Yea i thought so. Well post your thoughts about sharks, and post any stories you have that are manly. I will tell you if they are manly or not.


This could be a great opportunity for us men to swap manly stories about how we kicked ass in some way.